Thursday, June 28, 2018

Session Log Dark Shrine of Ruin 3

This is a session log for the first two sessions of Dark Shrine of Ruin.  An easier to read recap is located here.


while in town, gharza decided to go drink her troubles away or something and you went recruiting and lo and behold elf!
Kyle: well, half elf
Kevin: HALF elf, yes.
Kyle: you've been gone from the dungeon for 19 days
* Bruno keeps one hand on his purse.
* Teetonka keeps one hand on his purse.
Teetonka: I have packed enough rations to get back again too!
Teetonka: Hey, can I make a map and sell it?
Kyle: if the rules exist yes
Teetonka: Exploits, p 17
Kyle: you can also make selling the tale rolls
Teetonka: Cartography? result: «failed by 4 »
Teetonka: It's a crap map.
Lara: Gharza sold the tale: Writing: result: «succeeded by 1 »
Lara: Score, $100 for her.
Teetonka: Allrightee
Kyle: So... explore?
Kyle: oh, we should remove ko from fiona
Lara: (I apparently don't get a facing arrow and I'm Not Sure Why.)
Teetonka: Imma fix Teeto's hp too
Stonemaul Ironbeard: "Well, that was not a good trip back to town, but I'm happy to be back here, we may have barely gotten out, but it was really rewardin, eh?"
Kyle: fixed it
Kyle: token type: figure
Lara: Aha. Handy.
Teetonka: figure vs circle vs whatever matters, although there's a bug for one that's getting fixed and I forget which way what matters.
Teetonka: OK. When we last left our intrepid heroes, there were dead apes.
Fiona Firedrake: ((I dont see me))
Teetonka: What do you see?
Fiona Firedrake: ((Can you do the center of awesomeness? I just see the darkness so I figure I am not centered))
Lara: ((/goto Fiona Firedrake works))
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (Double click your token?)
Teetonka: Doubleclick your token in the initative list
Name: Fiona Firedrake Init 6.00.14.13 Added to initiative list: 1
Fiona Firedrake: ((Cool))
* Teetonka scouts ahead, crossbow ready with a lightning bolt with FOUR doses of poison on it, in case of giant ape.
* Lara wanders along the hallway behind Teeto, poking at the walls with her lute and humming.
Teetonka: Perception check result: succeeded by 4
* You roll secretly: 3d6 => 15
Teetonka: Stealth (18) result: succeeded by 5
you hear some mumbling and breathing on the other side of the wall where the throttlers were.
* You roll secretly: 3d6 => 5
* Bruno gestures
Teetonka: Gesture (13) result: succeeded by 1
Stonemaul Ironbeard: "Aye, here we go again."
Bruno: "humanoids, questionmark"
* Thenngar Chainbreaker hefts his hammer with excitement
Bruno: use that stealth roll to sneak up to the door and peep around
Bruno: Didn't mean to go that far forward
Bugbear 6: Perception check result: failed by 4
Kyle: you aren't spotted
Stonemaul Ironbeard: at least last game showed that Stonemaul is more useful as an additional front line defender then as a back row bolter, so I will refrain from previous technique of running in sunbolt ready.
* Bruno steps back and gestures again.
Kyle: Room is crawling with bugbear and a weird zombie
Teetonka: Gesture (13) result: succeeded by 2
Bruno: 4 humanoid, 1 undead
Teetonka: arg
Teetonka: (( sorry, keep loosing impersonate. ))
Kyle: you saw more than that in the peek
Teetonka: Oop.
Kyle: like 9
Teetonka: "many humanoid"
* You roll secretly: 3d6 => 13
* You roll secretly: 3d6 => 8
* Teetonka tries to do some sort of bugbear face, but frankly he's ugly enough already.
Teetonka: If everyone looks good to go I'm going to try to take a potshot at one.
Fiona Firedrake: "Can I please go closer to the front before you shoot something?"
Kyle: not trying an ambush right?
Kyle: go ahead and put yourself in position
Lara: ((Ambushes are good, we like ambushes.))
Teetonka: Not the teleport out and get surrounded type
Kyle: although that crosses the door
Thenngar Chainbreaker: .roll 3d6
Kyle: roll stealth?
* Colarmel rolls: 3d6 => 9
* Thenngar Chainbreaker indicates a sincere desire to hit something with a hammer.
Teetonka: How do we feel about putting down a man trap in door? I have one.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: (( that was gesture. ))
Teetonka: Sigh.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: *Stonemaul just stays at the ready with mace and shield
Thenngar Chainbreaker: Set your traps. But do so with haste!
Teetonka: Traps/TL3 (14) result: succeeded by 4
Teetonka: Then aim at #4 for as long as I can get away with and shot it.
Kyle: roll the bones
Kyle: anyone else prepping anything?
* Lara does some mumbling and some gestures and taps Thenngar on the shoulder. Haste: result: «succeeded by 1 » spending 2 FP for +1 to move and dodge.
Teetonka: '' Shoot Bow (16) @ range penalty -6 - 3 misc result: «succeeded by 6 »
Damage is 14 imp if successful. Monster Drool Poison x4: A living victim must make an immediate HT-3 roll or suffer 8 points of injury.
Bugbear 4: result: failed by 2 failed it's major wound check
Bugbear 4: Health check result: succeeded by 2
Bugbear 4: result: succeeded by 3
Teetonka: And 2 lightning :)
Bugbear 4: Health check result: succeeded by 4
Teetonka: Oh my god did that kick it over a checkpoint? HA
Lara: ((Was that in the vitals?))
* Bugbear 4 screams out in pain as the bolt slams home
Teetonka: No, should have done that.
Bugbear 4: nah, but 14 imp is 28 damage
Bugbear 4: in the torso
Teetonka: "Oh my bones and organs!"
Bugbear 4: plus 8 from poison and 2 from lightning
Bugbear 4: that's a lot of hurting
Bugbear 4: not deathchecks
Bugbear 4: but hurting
Name: Zombie Init 6.00.12.12 Added to initiative list: 1
Name: Bugbear 8 Init 6.50.14.12 Added to initiative list: 1
Name: Bugbear 4 Init 6.50.14.12 Added to initiative list: 1
Name: Bugbear 7 Init 6.50.14.12 Added to initiative list: 1
Name: Bugbear 2 Init 6.50.14.12 Added to initiative list: 1
Name: Bugbear 10 Init 6.50.14.12 Added to initiative list: 1
Name: Bugbear 11 Init 6.50.14.12 Added to initiative list: 1
Name: Bugbear 1 Init 6.50.14.12 Added to initiative list: 1
Name: Bugbear 6 Init 6.50.14.12 Added to initiative list: 1
Name: Bugbear Init 6.50.14.12 Added to initiative list: 1
Name: Bugbear 5 Init 6.50.14.12 Added to initiative list: 1
Name: Bugbear 14 Init 6.50.14.12 Added to initiative list: 1
Name: Bugbear 9 Init 6.50.14.12 Added to initiative list: 1
* Teetonka steps back and finds himself abruptly in close quarters with Fiona
Fiona Firedrake: "Oh, Hi Teeto!"
Bugbear 8: IQ check result: failed by 2
Bugbear 4: IQ check result: succeeded by 1
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 1: You are up, Bugbear 7!!
Bugbear 2, get ready to go!
Bugbear 7: IQ check result: failed by 1
Bugbear 2: IQ check result: failed by 2
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 1: You are up, Bugbear 10!!
Bugbear 11, get ready to go!
Bugbear 10: IQ check result: succeeded by 0
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 1: You are up, Bugbear 11!!
Bugbear 1, get ready to go!
Bugbear 11: IQ check result: failed by 2
* Teetonka grins toothily, which half-ogres are good at. "Surpriiiise!"
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 1: You are up, Bugbear 1!!
Bugbear 6, get ready to go!
Bugbear 1: IQ check result: succeeded by 1
Teetonka: (( actually, his quirk is foul mouthed. ))
* Teetonka grins toothily, which half-ogres are good at. "Surprise motherfuckers!"
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 1: You are up, Bugbear 6!!
Bugbear, get ready to go!
Bugbear 6: IQ check result: succeeded by 3
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 1: You are up, Bugbear!!
Bugbear 5, get ready to go!
Bugbear: IQ check result: failed by 4
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 1: You are up, Bugbear 5!!
Bugbear 14, get ready to go!
Bugbear: IQ check result: failed by 1
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 1: You are up, Bugbear 14!!
Bugbear 9, get ready to go!
Bugbear: IQ check result: succeeded by 1
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 1: You are up, Bugbear 9!!
Teetonka, get ready to go!
Bugbear 9: IQ check result: succeeded by 1
Teetonka has received initiative.
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 1: You are up, Teetonka!!
Stonemaul Ironbeard, get ready to go!
Stonemaul Ironbeard has received initiative.
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 1: You are up, Stonemaul Ironbeard!!
Fiona Firedrake, get ready to go!
Teetonka: step back, put crossbow down carefully.
Teetonka: Done
Stonemaul Ironbeard has received initiative.
Teetonka:
Round Number 1: You are up, Stonemaul Ironbeard!!
Fiona Firedrake, get ready to go!
Fiona Firedrake: Done
Stonemaul Ironbeard: *Stonemaul takes one step, and takes AoD 2 parry waiting for enemies to come into view.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (Not a wait man; just 'got nothign to do')
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (done)
Fiona Firedrake has received initiative.
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 1: You are up, Fiona Firedrake!!
Zombie, get ready to go!
Fiona Firedrake: Done
Fiona Firedrake: Do Nothing, done
Lara: ((...?))
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 1: You are up, Zombie!!
Thenngar Chainbreaker, get ready to go!
Teetonka: wat?
Bugbear 4: not even an AOD?
Bugbear 4: always better to AoD than do nothing.
Fiona Firedrake: Dont expect anything to get close enough to attack me
Fiona Firedrake: Bjut alright, AoD Parry +2
Teetonka: uh. Ok. You dono't spend anything by doing it though.
Zombie: IQ check result: failed by 1
Thenngar Chainbreaker has received initiative.
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 1: You are up, Thenngar Chainbreaker!!
Bugbear 8, get ready to go!
Lara: ((I feel like we're going to be waiting here a while for that Zombie to make his IQ check.))
Lara: "Oh, so we're doing that 'hold the door' thing? Because, uh, 'SURPRISE, RAR, IT'S AN AMBUSH' and 'We'll just wait here, take your time' seem like conflicting priorities."
Fiona Firedrake: "Well, we dont want to walk into the uh, thing, that is a surprise, Teeto left for them, trying to go through the door"
Lara: ((I don't appear to be on the init list. 6.00.12.12.))
Thenngar Chainbreaker has received initiative.
Name: Lara Init 6.00.12.12 Added to initiative list: 1
Thenngar Chainbreaker: Maul in the skull (20): result: «succeeded by 2 » Dwarven maul, can parry after attacking doing 20 cr
Bugbear 4: oops, my bad
Thenngar Chainbreaker: (( bugbear 13 defends at -4 due to stun ))
Bugbear 13: Dodge(5) result: failed by 4
Lara: ((And another -2 due to flank, not that that matters.))
Stonemaul Ironbeard: "Aye, I don't disagree with ya lass, but I've come to realize my place is ta, keep those who bring the riddle of steel far more effectively down in the fight for longer."
Bugbear 13: result: succeeded by 0
Bugbear 4: oh, oops that group got missed on init pass
Thenngar Chainbreaker has received initiative.
Name: Bugbear 12 Init 6.50.14.12 Added to initiative list: 1
Name: Bugbear 3 Init 6.50.14.12 Added to initiative list: 1
Bugbear 12: IQ check result: succeeded by 1
Bugbear 3: ST check result: succeeded by 5
Bugbear 3: IQ check result: failed by 5
Thenngar Chainbreaker: (( I made a mistake, wrong hex for reach, hit still works though. ))
Lara: ((So we skipped me this turn?))
Bugbear 4: 's fine
Bugbear 4: no
Bugbear 4: we'll do you now
Bugbear 4: I made a mistake
Lara: Move.
Lara: ###
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 2: You are up, Bugbear 8!!
Bugbear 4, get ready to go!
Bugbear 8: IQ check result: succeeded by 4
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 2: You are up, Bugbear 4!!
Bugbear 7, get ready to go!
Lara: "Oh! Bugbears! Hum. Bugbears... rhymes with... uh... pears... chairs? Hey, I need rhymes for 'bugbear'."
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 2: You are up, Bugbear 7!!
Bugbear 2, get ready to go!
Bugbear 7: IQ check result: failed by 3
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 2: You are up, Bugbear 2!!
Bugbear 10, get ready to go!
Bugbear 2: IQ check result: failed by 5
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 2: You are up, Bugbear 10!!
Bugbear 11, get ready to go!
Bugbear 10: IQ check result: succeeded by 2
Bugbear 4: heh he didn't need to
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 2: You are up, Bugbear 11!!
Bugbear 1, get ready to go!
Fiona Firedrake: "Squares?"
Bugbear 11: IQ check result: failed by 1
Fiona Firedrake: "Pears . . . say, I wonder if bugbears are food?"
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 2: You are up, Bugbear 1!!
Bugbear 6, get ready to go!
Stonemaul Ironbeard: "After a good catin 'o created food, everything is food. Dinna you ever wonder why I tell everyone to not buy rations?"
* Bugbear 1 shouts angrily in some language none of you know
Stonemaul Ironbeard: "Tis not cause I'm a great cook..."
Bugbear 1:
Round Number 2: You are up, Bugbear 6!!
Bugbear, get ready to go!
Bugbear 1:
Round Number 2: You are up, Bugbear!!
Bugbear 5, get ready to go!
Bugbear: IQ check result: succeeded by 1
Bugbear 1:
Round Number 2: You are up, Bugbear 5!!
Bugbear 14, get ready to go!
Bugbear 5: IQ check result: failed by 4
Bugbear 1:
Round Number 2: You are up, Bugbear 14!!
Bugbear 9, get ready to go!
Unknown roll: "". Use #d#+#.
* You roll secretly: 3d6 => 7
Tokens dropped onto map 'The Dark Shrine of Ruin' by player Bruno (Player)
* You roll secretly: 3d6 => 10
Thenngar Chainbreaker: (( what weapons are they carrying? C or 1? ))
Bugbear 1: 1
Bugbear 1:
Round Number 2: You are up, Bugbear 9!!
Bugbear 12, get ready to go!
* You roll secretly: 3d6 => 7
* You roll secretly: 3d6 => 11
Bugbear 1:
Round Number 2: You are up, Bugbear 12!!
Bugbear 3, get ready to go!
Bugbear 12: Thenngar Chainbreaker is my target! in the chest (16): result: «failed by 1 » 8 Crushing
Bugbear 1:
Round Number 2: You are up, Bugbear 3!!
Teetonka, get ready to go!
Bugbear 3: IQ check result: succeeded by 3
Teetonka has received initiative.
Bugbear 1:
Round Number 2: You are up, Teetonka!!
Stonemaul Ironbeard, get ready to go!
* Teetonka steps back and draws axe
* You roll secretly: 3d6 => 9
Stonemaul Ironbeard has received initiative.
Teetonka:
Round Number 2: You are up, Stonemaul Ironbeard!!
Fiona Firedrake, get ready to go!
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Stonemaul will move forward to be in line with Thengnar. He will also do a move and attack, but its more the point of getting out there.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Mace swing in the chest (15): result: «succeeded by 3 » Dwarven mace, can parry after attacking doing 7 cr
Bugbear 12: Dodge(9) result: succeeded by 3
Fiona Firedrake has received initiative.
Teetonka:
Round Number 2: You are up, Fiona Firedrake!!
Zombie, get ready to go!
Stonemaul Ironbeard: "Fiona, in case ye don't get my thought here- ye get into position to protect the rest of us please."
Fiona Firedrake: Move, 2pts to get over trapm, then 1 pt
Fiona Firedrake: Done
Teetonka:
Round Number 2: You are up, Zombie!!
Lara, get ready to go!
Zombie: IQ check result: failed by 8
Lara has received initiative.
Teetonka:
Round Number 2: You are up, Lara!!
Thenngar Chainbreaker, get ready to go!
Lara: "Wow, you're an ugly one. I'm gonna name you Billy, 'coz I knew a Billy who had a serious case of -- well, never mind. ~Billy-Billy-Billy-the-bugbear, so ugly he made everyone stare~" Song of Humiliation: result: «succeeded by 7 » Resist with Wiill or be Mentally Stunned, followed by Rapier Thrust/Vitals: result: «failed by 2 » both vs. Bugbear 12.
Bugbear 12: Will check result: failed by 6
Lara: "Hey Thenngar, improve his looks, would you?"
Lara: ###
Thenngar Chainbreaker has received initiative.
Teetonka:
Round Number 2: You are up, Thenngar Chainbreaker!!
Bugbear 8, get ready to go!
Teetonka:
Round Number 3: You are up, Bugbear 8!!
Bugbear 4, get ready to go!
Thenngar Chainbreaker: Maul in the skull (20): '' result: «succeeded by 7 » Dwarven maul, can parry after attacking doing 24 cr
Teetonka: Still you, accidental double tap
Bugbear 12 Stunned in round 2: Dodge(9) result: failed by 3
Teetonka: forgot -4 doesn't matter though
Bugbear 12 Stunned in round 2: result: succeeded by 1
Teetonka: I'm here, you can stop impersonating me :)
Kyle: oops
Bugbear 12 Stunned in round 2: Health check result: succeeded by 3
Bugbear 12 Stunned in round 2: Health check result: CRITICALLY SUCCEEDED by 7
Bugbear 12 Stunned in round 2: Health check result: succeeded by 0
Kyle:
Round Number 3: You are up, Bugbear 4!!
Bugbear 7, get ready to go!
Kyle:
Round Number 3: You are up, Bugbear 7!!
Bugbear 2, get ready to go!
Bugbear 7: IQ check result: failed by 1
Kyle:
Round Number 3: You are up, Bugbear 2!!
Bugbear 10, get ready to go!
Bugbear 2: IQ check result: succeeded by 6
Kyle:
Round Number 3: You are up, Bugbear 10!!
Bugbear 11, get ready to go!
Kyle:
Round Number 3: You are up, Bugbear 11!!
Bugbear 1, get ready to go!
Kyle:
Round Number 3: You are up, Bugbear 1!!
Bugbear 6, get ready to go!
Kyle:
Round Number 3: You are up, Bugbear 6!!
Bugbear, get ready to go!
Bugbear 6: Thenngar Chainbreaker is my target! in the chest (16): '' result: «failed by 1 » 8 Crushing
Kyle: should have been vs 9 anyway
Kyle:
Round Number 3: You are up, Bugbear!!
Bugbear 5, get ready to go!
Kyle:
Round Number 3: You are up, Bugbear 5!!
Bugbear 14, get ready to go!
Bugbear 5: IQ check result: CRITICALLY FAILED by 8
Kyle:
Round Number 3: You are up, Bugbear 14!!
Bugbear 9, get ready to go!
* You roll secretly: 3d6 => 6
* You roll secretly: 3d6 => 6
* You roll secretly: 3d6 => 6
* You roll secretly: 3d6 => 12
* You roll secretly: 3d6 => 11
Bugbear 14: Teetonka is my target! in the neck (18): result: «failed by 7 » Must target neck at minus 5, every turn after successful attack quick contest ST vs Vic's HT or ST damage = MoS see E:39 0 Cutting
Bugbear 9: Teetonka is my target! in the chest (16): result: «succeeded by 2 » 8 Crushing
Teetonka: I'm guessing I have no clue? :D
Teetonka: Or should I defend?
Kyle: no clue
Kyle: so 8 cr
Teetonka: DR 3 so that's fine
Teetonka: I mean, not FINE fine but fine.
Kyle:
Round Number 3: You are up, Bugbear 9!!
Bugbear 12 Stunned in round 2, get ready to go!
Kyle:
Round Number 3: You are up, Bugbear 12 Stunned in round 2!!
Bugbear 3, get ready to go!
Kyle:
Round Number 3: You are up, Bugbear 3!!
Teetonka, get ready to go!
Bugbear 3: Stonemaul Ironbeard is my target! in the chest (16): '' result: «succeeded by 5 » 5 Crushing
Fiona Firedrake: Hey! Parry!
* Kalzazz rolls: 3d6 => 11
Fiona Firedrake: Parry!
Kyle: Grats!
Teetonka has received initiative.
Kyle:
Round Number 3: You are up, Teetonka!!
Stonemaul Ironbeard, get ready to go!
Teetonka: Get out of the space with bugbear 14 and All Out Defense (dodge bonus)
Stonemaul Ironbeard has received initiative.
Kyle:
Round Number 3: You are up, Stonemaul Ironbeard!!
Fiona Firedrake, get ready to go!
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Stonemaul will take one step and smash bugbear 6.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Mace swing in the chest (15): '' result: «succeeded by 1 » Dwarven mace, can parry after attacking doing 10 cr
Bugbear 6: Dodge(9) result: failed by 1
Bugbear 6: result: succeeded by 4
* Bugbear 6 howls in pain
Lara: ((I feel I should point out that Thenngar is almost certainly hitting things hard enough to knock them back a yard or two.))
Bugbear 6: indeed
Stonemaul Ironbeard: oh hey- there are all the moves!
Lara: Has Teeto yelled for help or anything?
Bugbear 6: remind me, it's st-what for the knockback threshold?
Lara: ST-2
Fiona Firedrake has received initiative.
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 3: You are up, Fiona Firedrake!!
Zombie, get ready to go!
Fiona Firedrake: "Hi there, Stonemaul says your edible, prepare to be prepared" Fiona steps and smacks at 3 ((Deceptive -4/-2))
* Kalzazz rolls: 3d6 => 10
Bugbear 3: Dodge(7) result: failed by 5
* Kalzazz rolls: 2d6+3 => 5 + 3 = 8
Fiona Firedrake: Cut
Bugbear 3: result: succeeded by 0
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 3: You are up, Zombie!!
Lara, get ready to go!
* Colarmel rolls: 3d6 => 8
Zombie: IQ check result: succeeded by 1
Bugbear 6: you are able to hear Teeto's struggle with the bugbear
* Zombie finally processes what's happening and joins the fight
Lara has received initiative.
Zombie:
Round Number 3: You are up, Lara!!
Thenngar Chainbreaker, get ready to go!
Lara: "Hey, Teeto, is everything all -- oh! ~Stupid bugbear, shouldn't try to fight a half-ovre~" Song of Humiliation: on Bugbear 14 result: «succeeded by 3 » Resist with Will or be Mentally Stunned.
Bugbear 14: Will check result: succeeded by 2
Lara: ((Yeah, I'm never gonna get tired of that.))
* Bugbear 14 looks at Lara dumbfounded
* Teetonka squints at Lara
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (Yea, a bard is going to be an excellent addition to the party freeing up teeto and thenngar to do damage more reliably)
Teetonka: "OK, you're useful."
Lara: ###
Thenngar Chainbreaker: Maul in the skull (20): result: «failed by 3 » Dwarven maul, can parry after attacking doing 21 cr
Thenngar Chainbreaker has received initiative.
Bugbear 14:
Round Number 3: You are up, Thenngar Chainbreaker!!
Bugbear 8, get ready to go!
Bugbear 14:
Round Number 4: You are up, Bugbear 8!!
Bugbear 4, get ready to go!
Bugbear 14:
Round Number 4: You are up, Bugbear 4!!
Bugbear 7, get ready to go!
Bugbear 14:
Round Number 4: You are up, Bugbear 7!!
Bugbear 2, get ready to go!
Bugbear 7: IQ check result: succeeded by 2
Bugbear 14:
Round Number 4: You are up, Bugbear 2!!
Bugbear 10, get ready to go!
Bugbear 14:
Round Number 4: You are up, Bugbear 10!!
Bugbear 11, get ready to go!
* Bugbear 10 steps and all out defends
Bugbear 10: dodge
Bugbear 10:
Round Number 4: You are up, Bugbear 11!!
Bugbear 1, get ready to go!
Bugbear 10:
Round Number 4: You are up, Bugbear 1!!
Bugbear 6, get ready to go!
Bugbear 1: AoD Dodge
Bugbear 1:
Round Number 4: You are up, Bugbear 6!!
Bugbear, get ready to go!
* Bugbear 6 takes a turn to collect himself, AOD dodge
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 4: You are up, Bugbear!!
Bugbear 5, get ready to go!
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 4: You are up, Bugbear 5!!
Bugbear 14, get ready to go!
Bugbear 5: IQ check result: succeeded by 2
Bugbear 14: IQ check result: succeeded by 1
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 4: You are up, Bugbear 14!!
Bugbear 9, get ready to go!
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 4: You are up, Bugbear 9!!
Bugbear 3, get ready to go!
Bugbear 9: Lara is my target! in the chest (16): '' result: «succeeded by 6 » 5 Crushing
Lara: With a... club?
Bugbear 6: knobbed club
* Lara retreats and parries. result: «succeeded by 5 »
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 4: You are up, Bugbear 3!!
Teetonka, get ready to go!
Bugbear 6: 8 did not AoD I don't think
Bugbear 3: Fiona Firedrake is my target! in the chest (16): '' result: «succeeded by 4 » 7 Crushing
Bugbear 6: that's deceptive -2
Fiona Firedrake: Parry
Bugbear 6: to you
* Kalzazz rolls: 3d6 => 14
Fiona Firedrake: Still parry
Teetonka has received initiative.
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 4: You are up, Teetonka!!
Stonemaul Ironbeard, get ready to go!
Teetonka: Weird glitchyness.
Teetonka: OK, anyways... taking a swing at this goober #14
Teetonka: Axe swing in the random (16): '' result: «succeeded by 4 » Dwarven silvercoated axe, can parry after attacking doing 12 cut
Table HitLocation (Teetonka): Torso
* Bugbear 6 tries to parry
* Kyle rolls: 3d6 => 9
Bugbear 6: parries
Teetonka: With stun penalty?
Teetonka: Or was he done stun?
Bugbear 6: shrugged it off on his turn
Teetonka: fair nuff
Teetonka: Done my turn.
Stonemaul Ironbeard has received initiative.
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 4: You are up, Stonemaul Ironbeard!!
Fiona Firedrake, get ready to go!
Lara: ((I don't see an actual roll for Bugbear 6?))
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (Hey, why has bugbear 6 lost his -4?)
Bugbear 6: his turn passed.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (Cause this is my first action since I hit him last turn)
Lara: ((Oh, 6, not 14. Never mind.))
Lara: ((I got confused with impersonation vs. targeting))
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (Bugbear 6 took AoD 2 dodge)
Bugbear 6: he did
Lara: ((You hit him, it caused a shock penalty. He got a turn, the penalty goes away. That's correct and normal.))
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (ok.)
Bugbear 6: although it probably should have done parry instead
Bugbear 6: but oh well
Fiona Firedrake: ((Did 3 have a shock penalty on it when it tried to smack 3?))
Bugbear 6: i was remembering knobbed clubs wrong and rechecked it.
Fiona Firedrake: ((Er, smack me, not smack 3))
Stonemaul Ironbeard: *Stonemaul will smash at Bugbear 6 then, nothing special, just a regular club smack.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Mace swing in the chest (15): '' result: «succeeded by 6 » Dwarven mace, can parry after attacking doing 9 cr
* Kyle rolls: 3d6 => 8
Bugbear 6: parry
Fiona Firedrake: Try to smack 3 again, -4/-2
Bugbear 6: took aod dodge, but parried anayway.
Fiona Firedrake has received initiative.
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 4: You are up, Fiona Firedrake!!
Zombie, get ready to go!
* Kalzazz rolls: 3d6 => 9
Fiona Firedrake: Potential
* Kyle rolls: 3d6 => 5
Bugbear 6: parry
Fiona Firedrake: "Aww!"
Bugbear 3:
Round Number 4: You are up, Zombie!!
Lara, get ready to go!
Lara has received initiative.
Bugbear 3:
Round Number 4: You are up, Lara!!
Thenngar Chainbreaker, get ready to go!
Lara: "~And then there was the bugbear, who failed to hit the elf. There's a wet spot on his pants, looks like he pissed himself~" Song of Humiliation: vs. Bugbear 9 (R-Will or Mental Stun). And then step and Rapier Thrust/Torso: result: «succeeded by 4 » for 1 imp.
Lara: Oh.
Lara: result: «succeeded by 6 »
Lara: For the song.
Lara: My bad, didn't put the roll in the line.
Bugbear 9: Will check result: failed by 2
Lara: So he gets to defend against being stabbed at -4.
* Kyle rolls: 3d6 => 5
Lara: That's probably good enough!
Bugbear 3: yup
Thenngar Chainbreaker has received initiative.
Bugbear 3:
Round Number 4: You are up, Thenngar Chainbreaker!!
Bugbear 8, get ready to go!
Thenngar Chainbreaker: (( how'd he step forward after being stabbed? ))
Lara: Oh, if he's in the same hex as the crossbow I don't need to step to get at him.
Bugbear 3: he is, so you don't
Lara: And will instead step behind the barbarian.
Bugbear 3: he didn't get stabbed
Thenngar Chainbreaker: (( okay fine but he was at reach 2 and then he moved forward into reach one on Lara's turn ))
Bugbear 3: he moved forward on his
Bugbear 3: not on lara's
Lara: ((He moved forward to smack Lara on *his* turn, IIRC))
Bugbear 3: accurate.
Lara: ((Not sure why the token wasn't moved.))
Thenngar Chainbreaker: (( okay, on my screen he just moved. ))
Bugbear 3: i think it was lag
Bugbear 3: you just stepped into lara
Bugbear 3: fyi
Thenngar Chainbreaker: (( target is 14 I guess. ))
Thenngar Chainbreaker: Maul in the skull (20): '' result: «CRITICALLY FAILED by 4 » Dwarven maul, can parry after attacking doing 12 cr
Bugbear 3: Critical Miss: 10, Drop Weapon, Cheap weapon Breaks
Thenngar Chainbreaker: ###
Bugbear 3:
Round Number 5: You are up, Bugbear 8!!
Bugbear 4, get ready to go!
Bugbear 8: Waits until his compatriots get out of his way.
Bugbear 8:
Round Number 5: You are up, Bugbear 4!!
Bugbear 7, get ready to go!
Bugbear 4: limps toward the fight (accidentally time warped him last round so no movement)
Bugbear 4: Health check result: failed by 1
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 5: You are up, Bugbear 7!!
Bugbear 2, get ready to go!
Bugbear 4: or that could happen
Bugbear 4:
Round Number 5: You are up, Bugbear 2!!
Bugbear 10, get ready to go!
* Bugbear 2 Defends himself (AoD Parry)
Bugbear 2:
Round Number 5: You are up, Bugbear 10!!
Bugbear 11, get ready to go!
* Bugbear 10 also waits
Bugbear 10:
Round Number 5: You are up, Bugbear 11!!
Bugbear 1, get ready to go!
* Bugbear 11 barrels past his compatriot to find a spot to get into the fray
Bugbear 11:
Round Number 5: You are up, Bugbear 1!!
Bugbear 6, get ready to go!
* Bugbear 1 steps and swings at Fiona
Bugbear 1: Fiona Firedrake is my target! in the chest (16): '' result: «succeeded by 4 » 9 Crushing
Bugbear 1: deceptive, -2 to defend
Fiona Firedrake: Parry!
* Kalzazz rolls: 3d6 => 5
Fiona Firedrake: Crit
Bugbear 6: Critical Miss: 12, Weapon Unready
Fiona Firedrake: No no, not crit
Fiona Firedrake: Sorry
Bugbear 6: oh, okay
Fiona Firedrake: Wait, or is it? My new sheet is confusing me
Teetonka: Not unless your parry is 15+
Fiona Firedrake: 10 skill 3 base 1 CR +2 Enhanced Parry +3 shield
Lara: Fiona's parry is at least 17 on the first parry of a turn.
Teetonka: Welp, crit
Teetonka: Cuz that eats the -2 penalty
Fiona Firedrake: 19 for the first parry, so yes crit after all
Bugbear 1 (weapon Unready:
Round Number 5: You are up, Bugbear 6!!
Bugbear, get ready to go!
Bugbear 6: Stonemaul Ironbeard is my target! in the chest (16): '' result: «CRITICALLY SUCCEEDED by 11 » 10 Crushing
Bugbear 1 (weapon Unready: Critical Hit: 13, Major Wound effects on any damage
Bugbear 6: and now it begins
Bugbear 6: so that's 10 crushing
Fiona Firedrake: ((Fortunately Stonemaul got some rad new armors))
Lara: Why am I not seeing a damage roll there?
Bugbear 6: I have it hidden
Bugbear 6: so that you decide to defend or attack before you know damage
Bugbear 6: err to defend or not
Lara: Could you instead roll it publicly, but after the defense roll?
Bugbear 6: attacks don't come into it
Lara: Because that's really jarring.
Bugbear 6: I could. just trying for automation
Bugbear 6: it's in the attack macro
Bruno is disconnected.
Lara: Anyway, that's probably 6 injury and a HT check from Stonemaul.
Lara: And since he's AFK, we move on?
Fiona Firedrake: He needs to roll HT to see if he stays up
Lara: result: «succeeded by 5 »
Bugbear 6: checking now
Bugbear 6: fair enough
Fiona Firedrake: Yay!
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 5: You are up, Bugbear!!
Bugbear 5, get ready to go!
Bugbear: Fiona Firedrake is my target! in the chest (16): result: «failed by 2 » 12 Crushing
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 5: You are up, Bugbear 5!!
Bugbear 14, get ready to go!
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 5: You are up, Bugbear 14!!
Bugbear 9, get ready to go!
Bugbear 14: Thenngar Chainbreaker is my target! in the hand (16): '' result: «succeeded by 3 » 5 Crushing
Thenngar Chainbreaker: Dodge(9) result: succeeded by 1
* Bugbear 6 lunges forward hoping to take advantage of the flubbed weapon
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 5: You are up, Bugbear 9!!
Bugbear 3, get ready to go!
Bugbear 9: IQ check result: failed by 3
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 5: You are up, Bugbear 3!!
Teetonka, get ready to go!
Bugbear 3: Fiona Firedrake is my target! in the chest (16): '' result: «succeeded by 7 » 7 Crushing
Fiona Firedrake: Parry, need 15
* Kalzazz rolls: 3d6 => 6
Fiona Firedrake: Not a crit
Teetonka has received initiative.
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 5: You are up, Teetonka!!
Stonemaul Ironbeard, get ready to go!
Teetonka: Axe swing in the chest (16): '' result: «succeeded by 2 » Dwarven silvercoated axe, can parry after attacking doing 12 cut
* Kyle rolls: 3d6 => 10
Bugbear 14: parries
Stonemaul Ironbeard has received initiative.
Bugbear 14:
Round Number 5: You are up, Stonemaul Ironbeard!!
Fiona Firedrake, get ready to go!
Fiona Firedrake: "Stonemaul, move SE one pretty please, we'll shorten the battle line, dinner seems to be getting restless!"
Kyle: Doing it...
Kyle: Since he took a hit I'll AoD Double instead of swinging
Fiona Firedrake: ((he can still swing if he wants, doing it as a step and attack, or AoD or something))
Kyle: he's got shock penalties to contend with if he attacks this turn.
Fiona Firedrake: Step and Attack moving to form up with Stonemaul, swap at 3, -4/-2
* Kalzazz rolls: 3d6 => 10
Fiona Firedrake has received initiative.
Kyle:
Round Number 5: You are up, Fiona Firedrake!!
Zombie, get ready to go!
* Kyle rolls: 3d6 => 15
Bugbear 3: damage
* Kalzazz rolls: 2d6+3 => 8 + 3 = 11
Fiona Firedrake: 11 cut
Bugbear 3: result: succeeded by 1
* Bugbear 3 clearly looks woozy but presses on
Bugbear 3:
Round Number 5: You are up, Zombie!!
Lara, get ready to go!
Lara has received initiative.
Bugbear 3:
Round Number 5: You are up, Lara!!
Thenngar Chainbreaker, get ready to go!
Lara: Panic spending 10 Power Item FP and 1 real FP for a 3-hex area centered on the hex NW of Fiona, excluding PCs' hexes: result: «failed by 1 » - subjects R-Will or flee in terror from Lara for 1 minute, taking All-out Defense if unable to flee.
Kyle: >
Lara: Or I spend 1 FP and nothing happens.
Kyle: Fair enough.
Thenngar Chainbreaker has received initiative.
Kyle:
Round Number 6: You are up, Thenngar Chainbreaker!!
Bugbear 8, get ready to go!
Thenngar Chainbreaker: Maul in the leg (20): '' result: «succeeded by 8 automatic deceptive attack for -2/-1 » Dwarven maul, can parry after attacking doing 16 cr
Thenngar Chainbreaker: on 14
Bugbear 14: result: failed by 4
Kyle: max damage to a leg is half hp right?
Lara: Yes.
Lara: Well, crippling threshold.
Lara: So half plus one.
Bugbear 14: result: succeeded by 0
Kyle: it's left or right leg Thenngar?
Thenngar Chainbreaker: left
Lara: If it does HP or higher, the leg's not just crippled, it's ruined. >.>
Kyle: Well, that happened.
Lara: It might matter if we leave him alive, but probably won't.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: What's wrong with bugbear 9?
* Bugbear 14 falls to the ground howling as the maul shatters and pulps his thigh.
Teetonka: Major wound! Stun and knockdown?
Lara: I talked at Bugbear 9 funny and he's confused.
Teetonka: Well, auto knockdown
Lara: He passed his major wound check.
Lara: So just knockdown.
Bugbear 14: Macro rolls it automatically
Teetonka: Nice
Thenngar Chainbreaker: but he's still prone because his leg is soup in a skin bag.
Bugbear 14: any steps or facing changes?
Thenngar Chainbreaker: (( nope. ### ))
Bugbear 14:
Round Number 7: You are up, Bugbear 8!!
Bugbear 7, get ready to go!
Bugbear 8: Fiona Firedrake is my target! in the chest (16): result: «failed by 3 » 7 Crushing
Bugbear 8: Swings and misses Fiona after rushing past his stunned ally
Bugbear 8:
Round Number 7: You are up, Bugbear 7!!
Bugbear 2, get ready to go!
Bugbear 8:
Round Number 7: You are up, Bugbear 2!!
Bugbear 10, get ready to go!
* Bugbear 2 waits to see if his closer compatriots have any luck breaking the line
Starslayer has connected.
Bugbear 2:
Round Number 7: You are up, Bugbear 10!!
Bugbear 11, get ready to go!
Bugbear 10: IQ check result: failed by 5
Bugbear 2:
Round Number 7: You are up, Bugbear 11!!
Bugbear 1 (weapon Unready, get ready to go!
Bugbear 11: Stonemaul Ironbeard is my target! in the chest (16): '' result: «succeeded by 7 » 6 Crushing
Stonemaul Ironbeard: *Stonemaul will use Command.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: "Lay Down!"
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Command (Holy) result: succeeded by 3
Bugbear 11: Will check result: failed by 5
* Bugbear 11 drops to the dirt
Bugbear 11:
Round Number 7: You are up, Bugbear 1 (weapon Unready!!
Bugbear 6, get ready to go!
* Bugbear 1 (weapon Unready readies his weapon and steps
Bugbear 1 (weapon Unready:
Round Number 7: You are up, Bugbear 6!!
Bugbear, get ready to go!
Kalzazz has connected.
* Bugbear 6 tries desperately to change the course of the battle.
* Bugbear 6 slams into stonemaul
Bugbear 6: Brawling result: succeeded by 5
Stonemaul Ironbeard: *Stonemaul will parry.
Bugbear 6: Can parry slam?
Teetonka: Yup
Teetonka: Chance of weapon breakage for smaller weapons
Teetonka: slam counts as a weapon of your ST
Teetonka: Unlike a punch, which is ST/10 or whatever.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (Apparantly my parry is not as good as my block anyway- so do you mind if I switch that to a block?)
Bugbear 6: I don't mind
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (or would this get the delicious 'damage people as you parry them' free hit?)
Teetonka: Prolly.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Then I'll stick with the slightly less likely parry in favor of doing some damage.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Axe/Mace result: succeeded by 5
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (That's actually a parry, I applied the modifier to get to the effective parry of 12 that I have)
Bugbear 6: Sure
Bugbear 6: go ahead and roll vs axe/mace to attack
Bugbear 6: I need to see if there's any chance of breakage
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (He has a few unlabled macros under defenses and I was not sure which one was parry)
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (There is not because its dwarven I am pretty sure)
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Mace swing in the chest (15): '' result: «succeeded by 2 » Dwarven mace, can parry after attacking doing 11 cr
Thenngar Chainbreaker: dwarven does nothing for breakage
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (Oh, thought it made it worth 3x the weight or similar? Anyway- weapon weight = 5 lbs)
Lara: 5 lb mace vs. 14 ST, no breakage chance.
Lara: If they're 15 ST instead, 1 on 1d6.
Bugbear 6: ah, found the rule at the same time
Bugbear 6: yeah, 14, so he's safe
Bugbear 6: result: succeeded by 2
Bugbear 6: heh, you got a major wound there.
Bugbear 6: that said, you are now in close combat and may wish to not be.
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 7: You are up, Bugbear!!
Bugbear 5, get ready to go!
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 7: You are up, Bugbear 5!!
Bugbear 14, get ready to go!
Bugbear 5: Lara is my target! in the chest (16): result: «failed by 4 » 5 Crushing
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 7: You are up, Bugbear 14!!
Bugbear 9, get ready to go!
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 7: You are up, Bugbear 9!!
Bugbear 3, get ready to go!
Bugbear 9: IQ check result: CRITICALLY FAILED by 8
Bugbear 6:
Round Number 7: You are up, Bugbear 3!!
Teetonka, get ready to go!
Bugbear 3: IQ check result: succeeded by 3
* Bugbear 3 attempts to slam Fiona
Bugbear 3: Brawling result: succeeded by 1
Fiona Firedrake: ((Have I retreated this round?))
Bugbear 3: nope
Fiona Firedrake: Retreating parry
* Kalzazz rolls: 3d6 => 9
Thenngar Chainbreaker: now fionas longsword can break
Fiona Firedrake: Ah well, easy come easy go. what do I need to roll?
* Kalzazz rolls: 1d6 => 4
Bugbear 3: no break
Fiona Firedrake: Conversion?
Bugbear 3: make the conversion to an attack if you will
* Kalzazz rolls: 3d6 => 12
Bugbear 3: and damage?
* Kalzazz rolls: 2d6+3 => 9 + 3 = 12
Fiona Firedrake: 12 cut
Bugbear 3: result: succeeded by 6
Bugbear 3: Health check result: failed by 2
Bugbear 3: 0 1
* Bugbear 3 collapses to the ground dead
Teetonka has received initiative.
Bugbear 3:
Round Number 7: You are up, Teetonka!!
Stonemaul Ironbeard, get ready to go!
Teetonka has received initiative.
Fiona Firedrake: "Personal space please!"
Teetonka: On the phone with mom but taking a stab at clearing out this broken bugbear
Teetonka: Axe swing in the random (16): '' result: «succeeded by 3 » Dwarven silvercoated axe, can parry after attacking doing 10 cut
Table HitLocation (Teetonka): Torso
Bugbear 14: Dodge(5) result: CRITICALLY FAILED by 11
Bugbear 3: Critical Hit: 4, Halve DR in addition to any other mods
Teetonka: woo!
Bugbear 14: result: succeeded by 4
Stonemaul Ironbeard has received initiative.
Bugbear 3:
Round Number 7: You are up, Stonemaul Ironbeard!!
Fiona Firedrake, get ready to go!
Stonemaul Ironbeard: *Stonemaul takes one step back and will mace swing the wounded bugbear who just charged him.
Bugbear 3: uhh
Bugbear 3: that's where fiona is
Bugbear 3: if you go there, you'll be in close combat
Lara: North hex is empty, but bad footing (corpse).
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (Ah, it looed like there was a full step available)
Fiona Firedrake: ((Can he go south of me or is the doorframe in the way?))
Bugbear 3: hex south of Fiona is workable
Bugbear 3: there's some walkable space there.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Mace swing in the random (15): '' result: «succeeded by 5 » Dwarven mace, can parry after attacking doing 7 cr
Bugbear 6: result: succeeded by 1
* Bugbear 3 parries the hit
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (Bugbears have HPT, or even with shock from last hit?)
Bugbear 3: oh
Bugbear 3: fair point
Thenngar Chainbreaker: shock affect active defenses?
Lara: It does not.
Bugbear 3: aha
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (ah- it does not?)
Bugbear 3: oh, knobbed club isn't U is it?
Teetonka: not U
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (I have been playing it wrong for a long time...)
Thenngar Chainbreaker: no shock only affects skills, it affects all of them, so I guess you could argue it affects parry and block, but not dodge
Fiona Firedrake has received initiative.
Bugbear 3:
Round Number 7: You are up, Fiona Firedrake!!
Zombie, get ready to go!
Fiona Firedrake: Deceptive -4/-2 swat at Stonemaul's buddy
* Kalzazz rolls: 3d6 => 9
Fiona Firedrake: Potential
Bugbear 6: Dodge(5) result: failed by 7
Bugbear 3: Reeling FTW
* Kalzazz rolls: 2d6+3 => 9 + 3 = 12
Fiona Firedrake: 12 cut
Bugbear 6: result: succeeded by 3
Bugbear 6: Health check result: succeeded by 5
Bugbear 3:
Round Number 7: You are up, Zombie!!
Lara, get ready to go!
Lara has received initiative.
Bugbear 3:
Round Number 7: You are up, Lara!!
Thenngar Chainbreaker, get ready to go!
Lara: "All around the barbarian, the bugbear chased the half-elf. Half-elf thought it was all in fun -- hm, no, that's the wrong song. Oh well. Thenngar's gonna kill you _all_!" Rapier Wit on Bugbear 5, result: «succeeded by 6 » R-Will or be stunned, and spending 10 PI FP and 5 FP for a 4-yard Panic centered on Bugbear 8's hex, excluding PCs' hexes. result: «succeeded by 8 » R-Will or flee in panic for 1 minute.
Lara: ...Well.
Bugbear 5: Will check result: failed by 1
Bugbear 6: Will check result: failed by 3
Bugbear 1: Will check result: succeeded by 2
Bugbear 8: Will check result: failed by 6
Bugbear: Will check result: succeeded by 2
Lara: So critsuccess isn't good (it's a quick contest) and they can't succeed by 8.
Bugbear 3: oh that's right...
Lara: Figured I'd save some time. >.>
Lara: That's gonna tag every bugbear I can see except the one who's missing a leg. >.>
Bugbear 3: they aren't prone though... how fast can ya'll execute a stack of bugbears?
Bugbear 3: I think pretty fast.
Lara: They're panicked, not stunned.
Bugbear 3: oh
Lara: Run away from Lara.
Bugbear 3: oops.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: for a minute.
Lara: If they can't run, AoD.
Thenngar Chainbreaker has received initiative.
Bugbear 3:
Round Number 7: You are up, Thenngar Chainbreaker!!
Bugbear 8, get ready to go!
* Lara steps back behind Thenngar and slumps, nearly exhausted.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: rapidstrike both of the bugbears in reach.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: all-out, committed
Kyle: Did you pick up WM?
Kyle: Might be more effective to all out double
Thenngar Chainbreaker: Nope, I'll do that.
Teetonka: So there's that zombie there
Thenngar Chainbreaker: Maul in the face (20): '' result: «CRITICALLY FAILED by 2 » Dwarven maul, can parry after attacking doing 19 cr
Lara: That is offically Not My Problem.
Kyle: ...
Thenngar Chainbreaker: SONAODFOFJSDOpijgjhs;ori
Kyle: Critical Miss: 12, Weapon Unready
Lara:
Teetonka: Welp. Good thing they're all fleeing :E
Thenngar Chainbreaker: ###
Teetonka: :D
Kyle: or get luck instead of WM
Kyle:
Round Number 8: You are up, Bugbear 8!!
Bugbear 7, get ready to go!
Kyle:
Round Number 8: You are up, Bugbear 7!!
Bugbear 2, get ready to go!
Kyle:
Round Number 8: You are up, Bugbear 2!!
Bugbear 10, get ready to go!
Kyle:
Round Number 8: You are up, Bugbear 10!!
Bugbear 11, get ready to go!
Kyle:
Round Number 8: You are up, Bugbear 11!!
Bugbear 1, get ready to go!
Kyle:
Round Number 8: You are up, Bugbear 1!!
Bugbear 6, get ready to go!
Kyle:
Round Number 8: You are up, Bugbear 6!!
Bugbear, get ready to go!
Bugbear 6: Health check result: succeeded by 0
Kyle:
Round Number 8: You are up, Bugbear!!
Bugbear 5, get ready to go!
Kyle:
Round Number 8: You are up, Bugbear 5!!
Bugbear 14, get ready to go!
Kyle: hmm
Kyle: how do stun and terror interact?
Kyle: wait
Thenngar Chainbreaker: they have to do nothing until they recover
Kyle: 9 isn't terrored anyway
Kyle: is 5?
Lara: 5 and 9 both ar.
Lara: *are
Bugbear 9: IQ check result: failed by 5
Lara: Oh wait, 9 isn't.
Lara: But 5 is.
Lara: 5 is both terrified beyond reason and completely unable to do anything about it, which is hilarious.
Kyle: Don't think 9 ever was actually stunned
Teetonka: 14 isn't, but they should be. *cackles* *swings axe*
Kyle: err 5
Thenngar Chainbreaker: yes he was
Lara: 5 got stunned by my Rapier Wit last turn.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: rapier wit before the terror
Kyle: forgot that
Lara: (It's a free action)
Bugbear 5: IQ check result: failed by 2
Kyle:
Round Number 8: You are up, Bugbear 14!!
Bugbear 9, get ready to go!
Lara: (The only thing making Rapier Wit balanced is the 'once per subject per encounter' limitation)
Bugbear 14: Health check result: succeeded by 1
* Bugbear 14 flops down unwilling to keep trying
Teetonka: Heh.
Bugbear 14:
Round Number 8: You are up, Bugbear 9!!
Teetonka, get ready to go!
Bugbear 9: IQ check result: succeeded by 0
Bugbear 14: wait, he already failed this turn.
Teetonka has received initiative.
Bugbear 14:
Round Number 8: You are up, Teetonka!!
Stonemaul Ironbeard, get ready to go!
Teetonka: Am I in CC if I stand on BB 14?
Teetonka: Or just bad footing -2?
Bugbear 14: bad footing
Teetonka has received initiative.
Bugbear 14: he's object layer now, so assume bad footing
Teetonka: Step and hack!
Teetonka: Axe swing in the random (16): '' result: «succeeded by 8 » Dwarven silvercoated axe, can parry after attacking doing 11 cut
Teetonka: DA -2/-1
Table HitLocation (Teetonka): Left Leg
Teetonka: Fuck you, leg.
Bugbear 9: Dodge(4) result: failed by 5
Bugbear 9: result: succeeded by 1
Stonemaul Ironbeard: "I apreciate ye cutting 'em down to dwarf size Teetonka, but I think yer efforts may be better spent actually killin-um."
* Bugbear 9 's leg comes off
Teetonka: "Easier to hit when they're face down in the dirt."
Stonemaul Ironbeard has received initiative.
Bugbear 9:
Round Number 8: You are up, Stonemaul Ironbeard!!
Fiona Firedrake, get ready to go!
Stonemaul Ironbeard: *Stonemaul will take one step forward and smash bugbear 11
Lara: (Who probably can't defend)
Bugbear 9: He can *try* won't succeed without magic rolls
Stonemaul Ironbeard: *There is still a big scary zombie so Stonemaul won't do any all out attack, but rapid strike seems in order.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: Did Stonemaul's hidden lore roll from last week get erased?
Bugbear 9: consider it still standing.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Mace swing in the random (15): '' result: «failed by 3 » Dwarven mace, can parry after attacking doing 9 cr
Bugbear 9: it's not a zombie for reals, it's a corpse golem
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Mace swing in the chest (15): '' result: «CRITICALLY FAILED by 9 » Dwarven mace, can parry after attacking doing 7 cr
Bugbear 9: Critical Miss: 8, Weapon Unready
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (Oh damn it!)
Fiona Firedrake has received initiative.
Bugbear 9:
Round Number 8: You are up, Fiona Firedrake!!
Zombie, get ready to go!
Fiona Firedrake: Wait for Mr Zombie to enter range, then stab it. Done
Stonemaul Ironbeard: *Stonemaul happily swings at the air wildly and all but looses his mace.
Bugbear 9: you still have it, just unready
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (hence 'all but')
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (but yea; not the worst crit fail result)
Bugbear 9: Fiona has reach 2, you can stab that fleeing bugbear if you want
Bugbear 9: hamstring even.
Bugbear 9: your call
Fiona Firedrake: ((Hmmm, why not, stab 11 twice, need 14))
* Kalzazz rolls: 3d6 => 12
* Kalzazz rolls: 3d6 => 11
Bugbear 9: 11 not 16?
Bugbear 9: err 6
Fiona Firedrake: ((20 - 6 = 14))
Bugbear 9: that's fine
Bugbear 9: I meant in terms of target
Bugbear 9: but either is fine
Bugbear 9: one's prone, other's standing
Fiona Firedrake: ((Why stab 6? Its going to pass out sooner or later as it runs away, 11 isnt in KO check range yet and needs help))
Bugbear 9: that's fair
Bugbear 11: Dodge(5) result: failed by 7
Bugbear 11: Dodge(5) result: failed by 6
* Kalzazz rolls: 1d6+3 => 3 + 3 = 6
* Kalzazz rolls: 1d6+3 => 4 + 3 = 7
Fiona Firedrake: 6 and 7 imp
Bugbear 11: result: failed by 2 failed it's major wound check
Bugbear 11: result: succeeded by 4
Bugbear 9:
Round Number 8: You are up, Zombie!!
Lara, get ready to go!
Zombie: Fiona Firedrake is my target! in the chest (14): '' result: «succeeded by 4 » 7 Cutting
Bugbear 9: actual fail
Bugbear 9: due to move and attack
Lara has received initiative.
Bugbear 9:
Round Number 8: You are up, Lara!!
Thenngar Chainbreaker, get ready to go!
Lara: What's it swinging? An axe?
Bugbear 9: sickle attached to hand
Lara: Wow, that's creepy.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: "I canna remember if I said this already, but 'tis a golem and not a zombie- so I can't do much with thepower of 'me god."
Fiona Firedrake: "So is it likely to have personal space issues like our hobgob buddies?"
Fiona Firedrake: "Undead, golem, toaster pastry all the same to me"
Lara: "Oh, great. Good timing on that notification." She changes her mind at the last second and attempts to cut off Bugbear 5's foot. Edged Rapier Swing/Right Foot result: «succeeded by 0 » for 5 cut.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: just enough to cripple!
Bugbear 5: Dodge(5) result: CRITICALLY FAILED by 11
Bugbear 9: Critical Hit: 6, Maximum normal damage
Teetonka: That's 7 cut
Lara: I think I just cut off his foot.
Lara: Crippling threshold is 5, 2* crippling threshold is 10.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: yep.
Lara: I mean, he only takes 5 injury.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: 1/3x2
Lara: But he's also missing a foot.
Thenngar Chainbreaker has received initiative.
Bugbear 9:
Round Number 8: You are up, Thenngar Chainbreaker!!
Bugbear 8, get ready to go!
Lara: And panicked.
Lara: And stunned.
Lara: He's having a really bad day.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: readied.
Bugbear 9:
Round Number 9: You are up, Bugbear 8!!
Bugbear 7, get ready to go!
Bugbear 9:
Round Number 9: You are up, Bugbear 7!!
Bugbear 2, get ready to go!
Thenngar Chainbreaker: (( readied at reach 2, since I'm readying ))
Bugbear 9:
Round Number 9: You are up, Bugbear 2!!
Bugbear 10, get ready to go!
Bugbear 9:
Round Number 9: You are up, Bugbear 10!!
Bugbear 11, get ready to go!
Bugbear 9:
Round Number 9: You are up, Bugbear 11!!
Bugbear 1, get ready to go!
Bugbear 11: Health check result: CRITICALLY FAILED by 5
Bugbear 11:
Round Number 9: You are up, Bugbear 1!!
Bugbear 6, get ready to go!
Bugbear 11:
Round Number 9: You are up, Bugbear 6!!
Bugbear, get ready to go!
Bugbear 6: Health check result: succeeded by 0
Bugbear 11:
Round Number 9: You are up, Bugbear!!
Bugbear 5, get ready to go!
Bugbear 11:
Round Number 9: You are up, Bugbear 5!!
Bugbear 9, get ready to go!
Bugbear 11: Colarmel you are standing on a live bugbear
Bugbear 11: is this intended?
Bugbear 11: he's unfooted and stunned, but still alive
Bugbear 5: IQ check result: succeeded by 3
Thenngar Chainbreaker: I ain't worried.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: unfooted, stunned and terrified.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: now he can crawl away.
Bugbear 11:
Round Number 9: You are up, Bugbear 9!!
Teetonka, get ready to go!
Bugbear 9: IQ check result: succeeded by 2
Teetonka has received initiative.
Bugbear 11:
Round Number 9: You are up, Teetonka!!
Stonemaul Ironbeard, get ready to go!
Teetonka: Evaluate on this prone stubborn bastard.
Stonemaul Ironbeard has received initiative.
Bugbear 11:
Round Number 9: You are up, Stonemaul Ironbeard!!
Fiona Firedrake, get ready to go!
Stonemaul Ironbeard: *Sonemaul readies his mace.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (that's about all he can do, he does not have the skill for fast draw)
Fiona Firedrake has received initiative.
Bugbear 11:
Round Number 9: You are up, Fiona Firedrake!!
Zombie, get ready to go!
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (Since Kal is not available at the moment I would suggest that Fiona do a rapid strike dual cut against the flesh golem)
Bugbear 11: I'm cool with that
Bugbear 11: Swing one 11 swing two 8
Bugbear 11: both potential
Zombie: Dodge(9) result: succeeded by 0
Zombie: parry 11
Zombie: anyone know her cut damage offhand?
Lara: 2d+3
Lara: Based on the last time Kal rolled it.
Zombie: 8+3]
Zombie: 12
Zombie: result: failed by 3 failed it's major wound check
Zombie:
Round Number 9: You are up, Zombie!!
Lara, get ready to go!
Zombie: IQ check result: CRITICALLY FAILED by 9
Lara has received initiative.
Zombie:
Round Number 9: You are up, Lara!!
Thenngar Chainbreaker, get ready to go!
Lara: HT, not IQ. I mean, still probably a fail.
Zombie: iq to recover from the stun?
Thenngar Chainbreaker: it's phys stun
Lara: Failed major wounds are physical stun.
Zombie: oops.
Zombie: still a fail
* Lara attempts to finish off the prone Bugbear 9 and waste Teeto's Evaluate. Rapier Swing/Neck: result: «succeeded by 2 » for 6 cut.
Zombie: lets move on.
Bugbear 9: result: succeeded by 1
Thenngar Chainbreaker has received initiative.
Zombie:
Round Number 9: You are up, Thenngar Chainbreaker!!
Bugbear 8, get ready to go!
Lara: Parry-12 despite being prone?
Zombie: no, that result was the ht check
Lara: Oh.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: all-out double 11 and zombie
Zombie: I didn't even bother with the defense... This is in wrapup time.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: Maul in the skull (20): '' result: «succeeded by 7 » Dwarven maul, can parry after attacking doing 26 cr
Lara: I think 11 is already unconscious.
Zombie: it is
Thenngar Chainbreaker: yeah, I know.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: Maul in the skull (20): '' result: «succeeded by 3 » Dwarven maul, can parry after attacking doing 17 cr
Zombie: 0 1
Zombie: Dodge(1) result: CRITICALLY FAILED by 12
Zombie: Critical Hit: 16, Double Damage
Zombie: 0 1
* Zombie explodes in a gout of gore
Thenngar Chainbreaker has received initiative.
Zombie:
Round Number 10: You are up, Bugbear 8!!
Bugbear 7, get ready to go!
Teetonka: Gonna have to go soon anyways.
Zombie:
Round Number 10: You are up, Bugbear 7!!
Bugbear 2, get ready to go!
Zombie:
Round Number 10: You are up, Bugbear 2!!
Bugbear 10, get ready to go!
Zombie:
Round Number 10: You are up, Bugbear 10!!
Bugbear 1, get ready to go!
Zombie:
Round Number 10: You are up, Bugbear 1!!
Bugbear 6, get ready to go!
Zombie:
Round Number 10: You are up, Bugbear 6!!
Bugbear, get ready to go!
Lara: So the questions are: how far do the bugbears get in a full minute, how long do we rest (oh god I need to rest) after they're out of sight, and what are we gonna do from here?
Zombie: If you let them run (and don't chase them) I'm going to have them chain aggro things.
Zombie: assuming there's something for them to chain aggro
Teetonka: Hee
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Another issue is; if they go running , screaming, and opening doors stuff is going to suck.
Lara: Slam the door, barricade it, back the heck out of here because this dungeon is obviously cursed?
Teetonka: I'm executing the one I can get to now. Then I'm going to reload my Crossbow Of Doom.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: *Stonemaul can take pot shots at 1:3 turns with sunbolt.
Teetonka: That's 30s
Kyle: can anyone chase them at move 6?
Stonemaul Ironbeard: shooting a fleeing bugbear in the back is probabaly not a thing that requires much more than a success roll.
Teetonka: OK, gtg to bed
Kyle: Night
Lara: I'm too tired to chase anything.
Bruno is disconnected.
Lara: Fiona's too slow, Stonemaul's a stumpy-legged dwarf.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: I can chase at 6
Lara: Thenngar might be able to actually chase them but I don't think he can catch up.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: I unfortunately lack lend energy.
Lara: And '12 yards behind the bugbear, all alone' is a terrible place to be when the bugbear aggros a Demon From Beyond The Stars.
Kyle: or another 10 bugbear and their vampire leader.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: I have bolas
Kyle: hypothetically
Stonemaul Ironbeard: suggesiton: See how many we can pot shot via whatever means are possible in the next 6 seconds or so. Collects what loot we can, and then decide if we leave (again) or hold out?
Thenngar Chainbreaker: So the smart idea is to take our ball and go home if we can't get them all
Thenngar Chainbreaker: which sucks for you Kyle.
Kyle: Ya'll can keep coming back to this dungeon till you finish if you want.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: or more pratically to this room.
Kyle: so it would seem
Lara: We're really weak on 'deal with big groups'.
Lara: Especially 'big groups of things that don't mind close combat'.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: eh- we are also apparantly not that good on 'limited number of really strong enemies' either- since that's what nearly killed us last time.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: The apes only hurt one PC
Kyle: and we established that the CER on those things is under accurate.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: so yea- some 'pot shot' rolls?
Lara: That's what, crossbow-14 at 10+ yards in the dark?
Kyle: Stonemaul has IA
Kyle: and sunbolts
Stonemaul Ironbeard: yep, that's what I was thinking.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: I mean- worst case we don't hit anything.
Kyle: how fast can thenngar bring his bola to bear?
Stonemaul Ironbeard: we loose a few fatigue and a few bolts.
Lara: Worst case you critfail and blow your foot off.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: there's no fast-draw for it
Kyle: so at least a turn without movement.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: really, once lara's out of sight they could consider themselves fled.
Kyle: is that an accurate understanding of the spell?
Lara: "Those in the area flee from you in mindless fear for the spell’s duration!" - I'd say that if they can't see me they might be able to stop running, but the only thing on their mind is 'oh god so scared'.
Kyle: if they *can* stop running then let's assume such
Kyle: otherwise this turns into another mess.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: yea, so likely they keep running anyway.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: THOUGH they might have enough cognascence to regroup and bar a door instead of fleeing in a dispersal pattern?
Lara: "Mindless fear" implies a pretty much complete lack of that kind of thing.
Lara: Like, I'd question whether they have enough presence of mind to OPEN a door.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: that would be convienient.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: as would be 'the dungeon is severely trapped'
Stonemaul Ironbeard: we just find dead bugbears scattered about the walls and floor as we explor from this point out.
Kyle: I'm going with the no opening doors interpretation
Kyle: this is most convenient for you.
Lara: Okay, so they're trapped in the room for a full minute, unable to take any action other than 'run' or 'All-Out Defense', and Thenngar's free to move and smash them?
Kyle: yar
Lara: (That's actually the best interpretation: The only allowed actions are 'move away from Lara' and 'All-Out Defense'.)
Kyle: shall I just set it up how it ends?
Lara: (Which precludes 'open doors', etc.)
Thenngar Chainbreaker: yeeah let's get it going
Thenngar Chainbreaker: or just assume they're all smashed.
Lara: I'm comfortable assuming they get smushed.
Kyle: Can you find your character Colarmel?
Thenngar Chainbreaker: yeah. followed.
Kyle: So that's where it ends up...
Thenngar Chainbreaker: my turn?
Kyle: from there I'm cool with an eventual smashing of all 6
Thenngar Chainbreaker: okay.
Kyle: just needed to show you the route.
Kyle: 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Fiona is in good health and would run along as well
Stonemaul Ironbeard: I think Stonemaul would feel bad about letting people get hurt last time and would be torn between following along or staying to help the injured and protect them inc ase something else crops up.
Lara: I'm not injured. >.>
Lara: Just, y'know.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: will open south door despite lack of trap
Lara: Really f'n tired.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: finder
Kyle: teeto is
Lara: Wait why are we still opening doors.
Lara: No to the door opening.
Lara: Blue bard needs nap badly.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: because I killed all the bugbears and it's the direct route back
Kyle: roll me a dx
* Colarmel rolls: 3d6 => 12
Thenngar Chainbreaker: pass by 1
Kyle: 1
Kyle: does 1 damage penetrate hand dr?
Thenngar Chainbreaker: nope.
Kyle: armor specifically
Thenngar Chainbreaker: yeah. I have 4 armor everywhere but arms and face
a poisoned springing needle springs out and stabs into thenngar's glove
Lara: Anyone have Naturalist to identify whether the bugbears have valuable organs and/or surgery to extract them?
Stonemaul Ironbeard: I have surgury and occultisim.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: but no naturalist.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: have naturalist.
Kevin is disconnected.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: at 10
Thenngar Chainbreaker: lets see
* Colarmel rolls: 3d6 => 16
Thenngar Chainbreaker: nope.
Kevin has connected.
Kyle: can default IQ-6
Stonemaul Ironbeard: IQ check result: failed by 4
Kevin: Naturalist (Default): result: «failed by 6 »
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Occultism result: succeeded by 4
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Surgery/TL3 result: succeeded by 3
Kyle: I don't think occultism will help
Thenngar Chainbreaker: but no one was able to tell you we needed them.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (Yea, just figured I'd roll it all in advance)
Kyle: ah
Lara: The corpse-golem's sickles are metal blades, those are usually worth selling.
Kyle: the knobbed clubs are worth what?
Kyle: $20
Kyle: 2 lb
Kyle: you have 15 of those
Lara: "Carries a cheap knobbed club ($8) and a rope garrote ($2)."
Lara: Monsters p.17
Kyle: oh
Kyle: that's less good
Stonemaul Ironbeard: "Really good spellwork there Laura."
Stonemaul Ironbeard: "Looks like I can get Teeto fixed up more than a bit, and we can pile up all the loot at the entrance here."
Kyle: oh
Lara: "Mmhm but now I'm sleepy so I'm just gonna hang out here and rest."
Kyle: lemme try naturalist default for teto
* Kyle rolls: 3d6 => 8
Stonemaul Ironbeard: "Yea, it'll take me a while ta fix-em up anyway, ye rest."
Thenngar Chainbreaker: Dwarf. Are you hurt?
* Lara settles down against a wall with her lute and starts figuring out how to make a really cool song out of the bugbear fight.
Kyle: bah teeto fails too
Stonemaul Ironbeard: "A wee bit."
Thenngar Chainbreaker: you could critfish for fiona
* Kyle rolls: 3d6 => 5
Kyle: nope.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: aww, even with a 5?
Kyle: close, but nope
Kyle: she's iq 10
Kyle: needs a 4
Stonemaul Ironbeard: *Stonemaul will First aid Teeto, then major healing him.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: First Aid/TL3 result: succeeded by 3
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Major Healing (Holy) result: CRITICALLY SUCCEEDED by 11 No FP cost!
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (WOO)
Stonemaul Ironbeard: so that's 8 HP restored and the first aid.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Stonemaul will then first aid himself.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: First Aid/TL3 result: succeeded by 2
Kyle: oh, FA is 1d-3
Kyle: want me to roll it or you want to?
Kyle: FA on self is -4 btw
Stonemaul Ironbeard: go ahead and roll it.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: unfortunately don't success on self-aid then.
Kyle: would you have still rolled it on yourself with the knowledge of penalty?
Kyle: -2
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (Though I should be rolling esoteric medicine appaarantly?)
Kyle: oh, teeto only needed 5 hp
Stonemaul Ironbeard: (Just read it in the DFRPG book, which I finally have)
Lara: Spells get bonus effects in addition to no FP cost on crit.
Table CriticalSpellSuccess (Lara): Maintained for 3d6 times basic duration for free!
Table CriticalSpellSuccess (Lara): Maintained for 3d6 times basic duration for free!
Kyle: that's true.
Table CriticalSpellSuccess (Lara): The spell works as a better, more difficult and/or more expensive spell, or gets you two spells for the price of one!
Lara: ^
Thenngar Chainbreaker: Heals himself!
Kyle: sure
Kyle: 8 hp for self!
Stonemaul Ironbeard: awesome.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: So Teeto is fully fixed.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Stonemaul is fully fixed.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: Laura is resting.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: and we have a giant pile of pretty much useless Bugbear junk that our greedy dwarven selves can't bear to NOT take with us.
Thenngar Chainbreaker: I've got a frame backpack and huge muscles
Lara: Someone tell Moak and Oak to come collect the loot and take it back to the pack mule.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: I was going to say, even with greed I don't think we have to carry it; just put it by the stairs to grab on our way out- what we can't do is LEAVE it.
Stonemaul Ironbeard: assuming we amble along for at least ten minutes Stonemaul also recovers his ER.
Lara: I need like an hour of rest.
Lara: So.
Kyle: Take an hour
Kyle: I'm cool with just handwaving it.
Kyle: ya'll decide which way and what ya'll want to do assuming full bars

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