Friday, August 17, 2018

Lava Golem

"That's not the normal golem box."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean we don't usually get golems delivered in crates made of shaped obsidian enchanted with frost runes."
"Well, this isn't the usual golem, Zarlazz."
"Please tell me you're not trying to procedurally generate monsters."
"No, of course no-- hmm, that could actually --"
"Never mind, just tell me what's in the box."